METASEXISTASIS: THE SEXROMANCER (II)

[Raepdog]

THE FOREWORD
also by Raepdog

It is back with vengeance, and hotter than ever. After years of abuse, moderator tyranny, and the time travel abilities to have suffered years of abuse this is even better. Part two will leave you in a puddle of shame waiting for the hot injection of part three; or if I sell out and make the necessary part 2.5. Prepare to be rocked more than before, for the epic is yet to be finished. Will this fail, will it win.. I don’t know but whatever it is… it… will… be…. Metasexistasis!
THE FOREWORD
by Raepdog

Scratch that METASEXISTASIS: THE SEXROMANCER (II) is now cancelled. I give you….

GANALAKTIKA: THE TENTACLES OF POON (II)
Written by Raep “Raepdog” Dog
Based on a map by FaggotOfAzure
Which is a cheap rip-off of a map by FelFox

Felfer Foxxenstine should have been panicking about his fucking disgusting back problem, the slime that poured over his gaping back-holes unto the floor. Ew. But instead he was distracted by the BEAUTIFUL TEXTURES of his environment. His bloody puss filled wounds were not leaving him bent over in pain due to DYNAMIC LIGHTING. The medical bay was illuminated due to the DYNAMIC LIGHTING put out by the solar lamps because of the beautiful ELECTRICITY that flooded the stations and ships, that could be turned ON/OFF. His wounds poured green slime which caused Nurse Spam.Mage to start vomiting everywhere. She even vomited Medic Lorg’s DNA all over the floor. This prompted Fellly Foxxy to say;

“HOLY FUCKING COCKSHIT MY BACK HOLY OH GOD KILL ME PLEASE KILL ME PLEASE!!!”

This was off because it had nothing to do with the vomit, so once again he screamed out in pure agony his pain so bad he could’nt even form words anymore, instead he just screamed;

“ARGHGHG *GARGLE* ARAJAKA JKAJ *SPATTER* *COUGH* ARGGHGH”

The brave and slightly impotent Medic Lorg understood him through this coughs knowing that it directly translated to;

“You guys totally did it, tap that shit man lololo”

With a mighty scream, mightier than the previous comment two snake-like serpents shot out of his disgusting back and slithered away. With that his pain stopped. The doctor also gave him a lot of morphine too which probably helped. With that they bandaged his wounds up and he was sent away. To further the story they were pretty relaxed with the snake things that slithered away, brushing it off as some sort of kidney-thing. They did not speak about their tryst because they are shy like that. Sexy sexy shy girl.

“DAMNIT!” screamed Raepdog’s sister Loevcat.

Loevcat was in her room on the Niffy or Niffty whatever it is correctly, typing away at her story. She was never mentioned before because she had a fight with Raepdog which is why he did not even think about visiting her or mentioning her in the first story. They probably had some sort of incest thing going on. Like they lived together, and she fell asleep and he totally coped a feel. Hot shit man. Shes all like into it, but then like parents came home and he was like “OOOH SHIT!”. This is purely speculation. She was angry because she was too lazy to write the second issue of her story, so instead she simply added some stuff onto the first one so she would not have to think. She was startled when too masked men burst into her room!

“MY NAME IS PRIVATE MOREDOTS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MASTER!” said the first anonymous man.

“I AM MASTER #2, BUT YOU MAY ALSO KNOW ME AS MELANOGASTER” said the second anonymous man, being creative with his name.

“OH GOD DON’T RAPE ME” said Loevcat, acting really calm for a rape victim.

“TOO BAD AND YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHO WE ARE!!” they said in unison, they have obviously practiced this.

“Wait, why wear mask if you’re going to announce your names.” said Loevcat.

“How would we introduce two new characters then?” said Melanogaster, breaking 4th wall.

“Told you the masks were gay.” said Moredots.

“Your gay.” said Melanogaster.

“Im gay… for you..” said Moredots kissing him gently.

“NOOO HOMOSEXUALITY!!” said Melanogaster being manly.

And so they both attacked Loevcat in an attempt to hide their gay love for each other. By this time she has already gone through rape counseling and had given up on resisting this, and was now sorta into it. They undressed and threw her on the bed and she screamed out;

“I AM 21 YEARS OLD AND THERFORE PASS ALL CONSENT AND SODOMY LAWS OF SPACE.”

“Then let’s start… but not before I put on a condom!” said Melanogaster, safety first.

Loevcat quickly went down on Melanogaster, so let out a mighty moan of manpleasure™. his man organ pulsed with excitement as she let out a burst like a photon suit. Moredots quickly went in from behind, letting her feel the full force of what she assumed was his penor. He felt her dots I’ll tell you that, and she was into this. If you are fapping, get a tissue now because its almost over. Anyhow they made much sex and their grunts were like this, Melanogaster- Moredots-Loevcat, Melanogaster- Moredots-Loevcat, it is like We Will Rock You™ by Queen cept with like low note, low note, high note. Like this; UNG-UNF-Ooooh, HUGH-FRUP-Awwhh. Moredots’ sensually screamed out;

“GUESS THE HOLE!!!”

“MY WOMAN POUCH.” said Loevcat, wanting his Koala-sausage™ inside her.

“GUESS AGAIN LOLOLOLOL” screamed out Moredots.

“WEE WEE IN THE BUTT?” she said.

“IN THE ANAL” said DragonOfAzueool who had been hiding, but he had already came’d.

Melanogaster had already finished, and they both ran off into the night to probably make love to each other. They had failed at rape, but had won at love. Meanwhile FaggotOfAzure, who had quickly left back into the shadows or something so he and be two places at once, was busy fucking up FelFox’s shit. Scratch that. A day or week or fuck it continuity in this is not important, TIME PERIOD LATER, FaggotOfAzure was busy walking the galls of the Shiffty.

“EXCELSIOR!”

“I WILL SLAY YOU!”

“I CAST +5 DYNAMIC LIGHTING!”

These were the cries of FaggotOfAzure, who was busy roleplaying in the halls, alone of course. He claimed you could play his games when they were done, but that they were really cool and you should like him. His space wizard name was “Bel Boxx”, which was as original and brilliant as his maps. He was going through the halls, not trying to be as cool as Fel “The Fellsy” Fawcks, when he saw his room.

“I should go in here, not for ideas or codes or you know to steal his map but to.. tinkle” he said, opening the door.

Inside he saw the body of DarkShoGun, who as I said before was a hot submissive person, Asian, and also over 18. Sure her body was now cold and maybe rotted depending on how long you think that time period was, but to FaggotOfAzure she was all babe.

“I GUESS YOU HAVE SOME IDEAS I COULD USE!” said FaggotOfAzure, for some reason speaking in caps.

He quickly groped her now mushy body, trying to be like Fellly. He trust inside of her but because of the rot made a hole of his own. He trust and she stayed stiff due to rigimortis, but that did not stop him. He was as hard as her joints, and kept pounding his small penis into her sweating way to much. It was like watching a stalker break into a girl’s room and smell her hair brush, drink her toothpaste, and eat her lipstick; creepy. Finally at the moment of climax he screamed out;

“CALL ME FELFOX! CALL ME FELFOX! CALL ME A GOOD MAP MAKER BITCH!!”

With that his quick 3 seconds of love making were over, and for the first time in his life, he was a man. Elsewhere Felion Foxxis was in the meeting room, were he called in all the haters who made fun of me when I was banned. They all got there and asked what was up, but he did not respond. They asked him in anger what was up, and he screamed;

“ITS REAP TIME BITCHES!” (note that is not a typo but irony)

FUCKING TENTACLES that looked cool due to BEAUTIFUL TEXTURES and DYNAMIC LIGHTING sprung out from his back, whipping the clothes off all the haters. He used one to touch the ON/OFF POWER SWITCH, turning off the DYNAMIC LIGHTING. EnragedBullfrog was rapped in the ass till 3 am because he banned me I mean because the now mutant Feeel Fooox did so. Ravenfeather who’s avatar is a furry was also possibly raped depending if he was on my side.
Jarkill was raped the hardest. One tentacle came up and shoved itself down his throat over and over till it was chaffed red. He was slightly aroused by this. Another one went straight up his bum like a wee wee in Spam.Mage.Mage or Loevcat and he enjoyed that also. Then a tentacle went to rip off his penis but it was found that he had none. FelFox’s apparently sentient tentacles felt sorry for him, so t snapped his neck and ripped him to shreds. If they could talk they would have said;

“NEVER MOCK RAEPDOG WHEN HES BANNED OR NARC OUT HIS SECRET GROUP BITCH.” but they could not speak.

The other ones followed suit and killed the other people who’s names are too long for me to care to copy and paste. The rapeing mutant kept on going through the station looking for anything until he saw his daughter totally pole-jocking on two Japanese businessmen. He screamed out in horror;

“MY DAUGHTER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?!?”

“Raepdog taught me the *cock gargle* joys of *moan* sex!!” she said, total slut.

“I WILL KILL HIM!!” he screamed!

“He already died and you raped someone for him Dad, though if Loevcat is any example he’ll show up again in the sequel as ‘Smexpanda’ or something gay” she said, Faggot_Ottsel girl.

“I WILL TEACH YOU SEX IS NOT GOOD!” he said using good word choice.

So with the speed of Old Dirty Bastard’s rhymes his tentacles went towards his daughty, who was now glazed in everyone’s manjuice™. Also some womanjuice™. But no incest in this edition, she grabbed a photon cannon and unleashed a DYNAMIC LIGHTING beam which stunned her father. Megafail in what will be his only cameo quickly took this as an opportunity to tk someone, and dropped a fusion bomb to kill the mutant. This was no ordinary bomb and because he messed up on a code was so powerful it blew a hole open in the room. This blast knocked him into a safe room, activating the airlock. It also killed the mutant, and blew away any idea that a std from DarkShoGun caused him to be a mutant, even though it did, and that because of that FaggotOfAzure would also go through this process. Because there will only be one more edition and my sellout prequel, that will not happen. Because of the hole in the ship the daughter of Felion was shot out into space, but kept alive by the coating of man-junk-slime that froze her in place. She drifted out into space until I chose to include her in the story again like Master Chief at the end of Halo 3.
Megafail awoke to Spam.Mage leaning over him, asking him if he wanted ‘a heroes welcome’ she unrobed and he knew he would finally be a man. So excited by this he came without any stimulation like a total loser and died from the sudden blood rush. Spam.Mage was saddened by this and still fooled around with the body because she is kinky and felt bad for him.
The two alien slugs that I spoke of before had gone through the station, infecting a special engineer and a new character that has yet to be mentioned….

We can find out what happens next in…
METASEXISTASIS: DUEL DONG DEVILS (III)