METASEXISTASIS: THE BIRTHINATION (I)

[Raepdog]

THE FOREWORD
by Raepdog

It’s been banned, its been insulted, but most of all its been loved. Looking back at this piece of brilliance from 36 hours ago its sure to see why I’m loved. Where will I go next? This is the revised edition with everything I could not put in the first. It is more graphic, more sexy, and more raep. This is dedicated to Catar because well without him, it wouldn’t be controversial and without that it would be boring. Dongs. So yeah I’ve decided to make it longer, hopefully more funny, and as offensive as it originally was. Will it then end up too long, unfunny, and dull? We will see because now comes… deep... space… orgies… The trinity begins!

THE PREFACE THINGY INTO
also by Raepdog

Before I begin I just want to say that this is badass, it is gory, it is sexy, it is unsex™, it is awful. If you think my grammar or spelling is wrong rest assured, I have taken a middle school English course so you are wrong. This was aproved by a mod so please done banhammer me.. If you want your name removed too bad, with that I give you..... Metasexistasis!!

METASEXISTASIS: THE BIRTHINATION (I)
Written by Raep “Raepdog” Dog
Edited by Jarkill
Fapped to by Jarkill’s Sister

Raepdog walked into the dock of the Niffty his large dong swaying between his legs, a lone and well endowed trader tired of the week long trek it took to get to the famous Niffty. The Niffy is famous for three things, its likelyhood to get into trouble, its oddly homoerotic captain, and its whorish workers. They say the Niffy offers classes for every subject including love making.There he met a majestic man, all blonde, and oddly attractive. Raepdog asked for his name, and he replied saying it was Captain Fel “Fel “Felfox” Fox” Fox. The man with the really cliché and sorta sexy name promptly asked,

“Hey good looking. You come here often??”

Reapdog replied, “No.. I just got here.. also whats with that line do you think this is some cheesy gay porno?”

“Well Im not getting any am I?” said Fel Fellerson Felfoxian Rex.

“Maybe in the sequel.”

“Thine th-then thunny-thuns, thut do thou theed?” Thel Thox lisped in an offensively stereotypical matter.

“Were can I find the bar in this place?” said Raepdog, who was always one to hit the bottle.

“Go to the west wing, my best private Vanu is there though why you’d want to see her I’ll never no.”

“Is she ugly?” asked Raepdog

“Can a woman be beautiful?” replied Fel Fox Hopefully.

“Yes dude, to me at least.” said Raepdog wanting some hot space Stanger porno hookup action.

“Well if you want someone who can really please a man, call me baby!” yelled Fel Foxxxy showing everyone his true colors. (Hint: Rainbow)

He Raepdog a slap on the ass and a wink. Raepdog knew to stay away from this probably bisexual, and David Bowie-like figure. As soon as he got to the bar he sat next to the very busty Private Vanu, a notorious hardass. She has all the curves of a woman but the face of men, with matching stubble. Raepdog knew not to try to touch this women, not before he was so drunk on scotch he was blind and so hyped up on pills he was deaf! Raepdog slammed drink after drink and hopped pill after pill until he was done. Raepdog now had the balls to hit on Vanu, who now had the face of food network personality Rachel Ray.

"Been here long?" said Raepdog slurring every last word.

"Long enough to want to get away from you." Vanu replied with the manly voice of Hulk Hogan.

Raepdog saw that he has not drank enough, and knowing he would probably not survive long enough in the story to need a liver, drank some more. Five more drinks and a years worth of shots later, he was ready.

"Let me buy you a drink." said Raepdog deciding to hit on the woman.

“Make it 6.” said Vanu, who had obviously been down this road before.
So the two continued through the night drinking till they both had their expectations for a mate lowered. This was not enough for Raepdog who now wanted more than he could have. He looked to the left of him, and saw Captain Felstine Foxiwitz’s only daughter Doe. Doe was a young girl of 18, so she is of the legal age to be included in this story. She was innocent and young and had never drunken before. Raepdog changed that.

“O-one surbon sun scotch ey sun seer for the lil’ lady” slurded Raepdog like a fucking badass.

“Oh Im sure I couldn’t have one” she said like a princess. An innocent one. Shes a virigin. K.

So they talked and she took a drink and she told him how he liked a boy but how she was afraid of kissing and sex. Raepodg gave her a pep talk about being a nice little lady, which is odd because hes supposed to be drunk which is a plot hole, and she finally got the courage to go up and talk to him. Seeing his hot tranny bitch Vanu, he decided he wanted to put his man organs in her female sack.
Although Vanu, the hardass bitch, totally would not take a pass at Raepdog she downed drink after drink until her insults turned to jokes turned to moans of sloppy friendship, like Ted Kennedy. Eventually Raepdog had to take her to her room, and once there she undressed in front of him in her drunken clumsiness. Her breasts fell over covering her woman holes and what looked kind of like a penis. Raepdog downed his drink and stayed the course. Quickly they engaged in love making, doing all sorts of sexual stuff. Raepdog screamed out to her lovely and sexy things thing such as;

“UGH I LIKE MY PENIS IS YOUR VAGINA.”

“TAKE IT BABY OOOH THIS FEELS LIKE SEXUAL PLEASURES.”

“GOT BEEF? LOL ITS MY PENIS”

“*KNOCK KNOCK*”

“WHATS POKING ME”

She feelt deep pleasure at this, slowly forgetting her feminist ways and learning that women and men are made for each other. Sexually. She loved him as he loved her. Hard. They fucked front ways, backways, inside, outside. They did oral, anal, nasal, and basil. They re-invented sex because Raepdog is so fucking like that. She swore she felt two penises at one time, its called the Raepdog effect. Damn hes cool.
As Raepdog thrust into her he could feel her becoming a better person, an exorcism of bitch. Harder and harder he trust into her until she probably did not enjoy it anymore but he did so like that's okay. He did it for a full 17 seconds until she screamed out,

"THAT FEELS SO GOOD SEXUALY WITH ME AND MY INSIDES!!"

That is the sound of love making.
Once done he left her in her room, finished. But quickly as he was done Raepdog walked out of her room when the worst thing possible happened: he realized he fucked a tranny! He was fine though because this was a weekly thing for Raepdog. He walked outside and looked in the open door to his right. He heard a noise of men shouting “CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG”. He saw Fel Fox’s virgin daughter on the floor kneeling, naked, with about 8 other naked men around her doing god knows what. She was happy, and now very slutty. It looked like a Japanese porno. Raepdog thought about what his talk did to her, how innocent she was in such a corrupt time, he thought about this for a long time and said…

“Cool.”

Then terror struck. A hunter jammed into the ship wall, ripping open the hull of Vanu's room. Quickly her naked and now limp body was ripped to ribbons with her guts searing together in a horrific sight, and Raepdog's now flash frozen body quickly shattered as he and Vanu's stained bed was sucked into the tear. Thankful the metal from the bed worked well with the glue like consistency of Raepdog's dead body, sealing it off. FelFox was angered when he opened the door and said in disgust under his breath,

"What fuck is this?"

He quickly talked to Engineer Crabby about going into the new vessel, giving him a slap on the ass also. He’s totally bisexual. He sent his probes in and quickly pulled out a woman, naked and small, and for some reason Asian. This detail is very important. It was a whole three weeks before she woke up. Nothing important happened in those three weeks unless I choose to make a prequel. By then the hull was repaired and the unfortunate deaths of Private Vanu and Trader Raepdog were resolved so we would never have to deal with the plot point of that ever again. Once awake she was called into Captain FelFox's Room.. alone...

"What is your name?" asked FelFox with a slight lisp.

"It is DarkShoGun." said the small and timid creature.

“Well then someone needs a lesson for killing two people who’s names I forget."

“Um I wasent piloting it my father was, he died horrifically as his body was ripped to pieces and showered me in blood. I will need therapy to deal with this, I may even try to kill myself. Nothing more than his death could punish me for what I had no effect on.”

“Cool story, I’m going to punish you!” said Fel Fox trying to be heterosexual.

“Im over 18.” said DarkShoGun ensuring legality.

“Nice ass”.

Foxx took her strongly and kissed her, with his tongue, and her resisting as much a possible. He threw her on the ground, but now she was into it. She was hot and submissive. They now clicked the leather icon and were into sexy outfit suits. This will all be included in 1.6.0. (More like 1.6.9). He pushed DarkShoGun unto the ground groping her jibblybits. She let out a very deep groan like a girl from jersey, letting into his motion. He trust into her, with each gasp fueling his rape of sexmeat™. She let into it harder and harder. They also re-defined sex but Raepdog would have done it better. She was so kinky. She was like oooh baby. They went at it for however long people have sex until she said,

"No stop im too submissive NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

With that it was over, she had received his plasma cannon and he had gotten his vengeance for Banu and Rapdoor. That was there names. Also she said “Me soo horny, me love you long time”. This was not racist because I have a korean friend. She walked out and all was good for him, or was it? For a few days later a green rash had appeared on his back, but it was probably nothing. She told him she was a virgin so he did not bother with a condom. That was his mistake because safe sex is important! Never let a girl touch your penis in space without an air lock. Else were more drama was happening in sick bay...

"I can't keep meeting you like this.." said Medic Lorg pushing Spam.Mage away.

"Im sorry but I NEED you doctor..." Nurse Spam.Mage replied with a koi kiss.

She grabbed him firmly by the ass, she loved to play but relationships between co-workers were strictly forbidden. Resisting at first he gave in, trusting her head into his crotch. She suckled like a baby, which is unsex™ because babies are not sexy. She then suckled on his wee wee like a monkey, which is sexy. Monkeys eat bananas lol. He finished, leaving her looking like a glazed donut. DNA coated her, but she still wanted more. So he was all like..

‘In the butt lol??”

“Sure thing lololol!!!” she said in a hot way. She said lolol as el-oh-el-oh-el. Hot.

Harder and harder he went until she almost wasent enjoying it, so they he did it harder so she was not enjoying it at all. This made him enjoy it more because It was kinky. Oooh baby this is getting hot. Get a tissue because this next line is the hottest yet. He came inside her. Again.
The locked door jumbled.

"You have to go!" he screamed

But before she could go the door flung open, reveling them in their tendernakedness. It was Captain Foxx, and he seemed gay. But also angry.

"I have this rash... owww. Its on my back.. and Im afraid.."

He showed his back, now with two green smiley balls forming into it, each with two smaller egg shaped one beneath it.
He had no idea what was in store next...